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<title>Don't Eat and Drive</title>
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<title>Gambler Says Casinos Allowed Him to Lose a Million Drunk</title>
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<description>&lt;div style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;FONT-SIZE: 8pt&quot;&gt;
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<title>Smart People</title>
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<description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Did I say &amp;quot;smart&amp;quot;? Hmmm, you decide...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
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<title>Driving License Test Answers</title>
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<description>&lt;div style=&quot;MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;FONT-SIZE: 10pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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<title>Resume' Blunders</title>
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<description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Hmmm...I wonder if they actually got hired....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
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<title>George W. Bush Funny Quotes Vol.4.</title>
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<description>&lt;span style=&quot;FONT-SIZE: 10pt&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;One of the most quoted Presidents in the history of the United States, George W Bush has humored us with the most bizarre and hilarious sayings imaginable. &amp;nbsp;As President, and Governor of Texas, his comments on American politics, the economy, the war in Iraq, taxes, and family have given us food for thought. God bless &amp;ldquo;The W&amp;rdquo; for tickling our funny bones.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
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<title>Courtroom Blunders (Vol.4)</title>
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<description>&lt;div style=&quot;MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;COLOR: black&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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<title>Courtroom Blunders (Vol.3)</title>
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&lt;div style=&quot;MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;COLOR: black&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>Courtroom Blunders (Vol.2)</title>
<link>http://www.gray-wade.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=49</link>
<description>&lt;div style=&quot;MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;COLOR: black&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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<title>Sudoku</title>
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